“And our fellow citizens have got to understand that by loving a neighbor like you’d like to be loved yourself, by reaching out to someone who hurts, by just simply living a life of kindness and compassion, you can make America a better place and fulfill the dream of Martin Luther King.”

-George W Bush

“It’s nice to be nice, to the nice.”

-Major Frank Burns

I can’t believe that it took me so long, or that this was the stimulus needed, but I finally figured it out. We elected Frank Burns president.