Step One: Drink as much as you possibly can. I’d suggest beginning this step as early as possible, perhaps even a few days before your actual move. That way your body can be more unreliable and useless than you ever thought possible.
Step Two: Make no actual plans for as to where you will be sleeping every night. This adds a certain element of excitement to the end of each day, and gives a gentle haze of sleep deprivation to everything you do.
Step Three: Underestimate the amount of stuff you have. No scratch that, grossly underestimate the amount of stuff you have. That way your unreliable, useless, hungover body will take the maximum level of punishment available.
Step Four: As you already underestimating the amount of stuff you have, take it to the next level and also make sure you have a vehicle that is laughably small. That way you’ll know where you’ll be spending the next twelve hours of your life.
